i'm a half-bald bitch with the greatest friends in the world. body mods, attractive people, fucked-up humor.
things i adore:
rick genest. craig owens. circa survive. tattoos. food. my morbidly obese cat. the color black. money. acting like a dipshit. embarrassing my friends in (and myself) public places. four lokos. bein' a classy hoe. spongebob squarepants. writing. corn on the cob. the word FUCK. sleeping for unnecessary lengths of time. early morning naps. mid-day naps. evening naps. getting shitty drunk and dancing ratchet. getting shitty drunk and wearing my banana suit. getting shitty drunk and doing anything. having a 2 minute attention span. peppermint ice cream. eating every 30 minutes. cold ravioli. AND most of all:
my mother. bran. GP. mallory x2. toucan. aunt judy. isabelle. hannah. joe hoe, johnny J, and mr. awesome dragon.